Couldcareless

• 1 Couldnotcareless, Our Evil Twin Band That Plays Skramz 0:46 +

• 1 Prologue: Dream Diary 1:19 +
• 2 Couldcareless, Our Evil Twin Band That Plays Skramz 0:46 +
• 3 .jpeg from Jesus 0:38 +
• 4 Your Neighbor Is a Killer, and I'm Bringing a Fruit Basket 0:39 +
• 5 Occam's Razor Scooter 2:18 +
• 6 Learning Everything You Know About Erectile Dysfunction from a Medical Journal Article Written by Dr. Acula 0:36 +
• 7 Unironically Shitting Yourself at Hershey Park 0:48 +
• 8 I Have Thirteen Problems and Triskaidekaphobia Is One 0:33 +
• 9 Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Turning Gamer Girl Bath Water into Wine 0:56 +
• 10 Lift Yr Skinny Dicks Like Antennas to My Ass 0:42 +
• 11 When I Hang for My Crimes, Use My Body as a Piñata (I Am Full of Candy) 0:28 +
• 12 Water Under the Planar Bridge 2:20 +
• 13 That One Promoter Who Puts the Same Three Shitty Local Bands on Every Show Just Told Me Our Band Doesn't Pull 1:06 +
• 14 Fancy Business Tie Doubling as a Fancy Business Noose 0:26 +
• 15 Captain Daddy Basket 1:27 +
• 16 Using Performance Enhancing Drugs to Win a Gold Medal in the Pain Olympics 1:23 +
• 17 Super Jizzlord Unleashed 0:51 +
• 18 Epilogue: The Culmination of a Lifetime of Disorder (We Have Made Our Homes in the Depths, and We Shall Never Ascend) 3:59 +

• 1 Sloppy Top Mountain Resort 1:01 +
• 2 Peaveys Aren't Real, They Were Created by the Government to Perform Surveillance on Crust Punks 0:58 +
• 3 Seagulls Become Vultures 1:18 +
• 4 Sky Daddy, Hover Lover, Levitation Sensation 1:26 +
• 5 IAmThatBootyGoonYouKnowWhatIMean 1:56 +
• 6 Motherfucking 24 Inch Vinyl Record 1:42 +
• 7 Aggro Kadabra Was Supposed to Be the Name of My Aggressive Street Magic Performance 1:41 +

• 1 Seagulls Become Vultures 1:18 +

• 1 We Forced a Bot to Listen to 1000 Hours of the Couldcareless EP and Then Asked It to Write a Couldcareless EP of Its Own, Here's the First Page 1:20 +
• 2 I'm a Simple Man with a Simple Plan and a Kidnapper Van 1:06 +
• 3 Drone Show Stage Dive 1:05 +
• 4 A Glass of Milk with Ice in It 1:16 +
• 5 I Got an A+ in Anatomy Because I Showed My Teacher How to Spell "Boobies" on a Calculator 4:01 +

• 1 We Installed a Virus on Kurt Ballaou's Computer That Makes All His Mixes Sound like Mortician (It's Actually Bird Flu) 1:32 +

• 1 Trench Coat Boy's First Day of School 0:35 +
• 2 I Wish I Could Burn This Bridge, but Everything Is Made Out of Steel or Concrete These Days and Bridges Have Become Pretty Much Impossible to Destroy... 0:37 +
• 3 ...but I Learned to Make Potassium Chlorate on the Internet So I Could Build a Bomb and Try That 0:46 +
• 4 Google Image Search: Eyeball Surgery 0:28 +
• 5 Sometimes I Like to Sit on the Roof of My House and Think About All the Things That Could Have Been, but Then I Realize I'm Pretty Unrealistic with All My Expectations and at Some Point I Should Probably Just G 0:41 +
• 6 Fuck, That Last Song Name Was Over 140 Characters 0:37 +
• 7 Dickmeatrazor 2:01 +